just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
when you find out he aint rich
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)